My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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