yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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