I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
sex in a hospital.. check
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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