i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
