Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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