You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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