I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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