oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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