I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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