I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Randomize