Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I believe in your delicious
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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