He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I queefed so loud it echoed.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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