Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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