if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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