I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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