You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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