no. you can't hotbox the world.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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