Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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