Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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