i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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