So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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