p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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