i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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