5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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