Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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