You surviving the open bar?
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Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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