I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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