Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
how can u be prego again
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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