Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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