Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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