You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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