she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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