i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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