that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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