Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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