If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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