I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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