Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
there is puke in my bra ... again
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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