dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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