kristin has been a bad kristin
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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