Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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