Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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