I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
dude. I can hear the air.
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