I wanna bring you to show and tell
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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