No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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