Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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