all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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