Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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