i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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