He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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